132 Quotes by R.L. Stine

The piano sounds became a roar, like an ocean of music crashing against the dark tile walls.

I was stunned. “I wished it,” I murmured. “And now it’s come true.”“What are you talking about?” Foz demanded. He grabbed me by the shoulders. “Get it together, Tim. We’ve got to do something! What’s going to happen when your parents get home?”“I told Ginny I’d turn her into a rabbit,” I explained, still dazed. “To get back at her for ruining all my magic shows. And now she is a rabbit!

Sometimes it helps to scold yourself, to give yourself advice.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I could hear my dad honking his horn impatiently down on the street. "I... uh... used to live in your house," I found myself answering.And then I turned and ran full speed down to the street.

One thing about me is that I have a really good sense of direction. Mom and Dad always say they don’t need a map when I’m around. I almost always know when I’m heading the wrong way.

I had a camera. My parents had given me a really good camera last Christmas.

Two hours after the melon disaster, I sprawled on the floor of my room. Grounded. With nothing to do.

There wouldn't be so many stories about vampires and zombies and other weird creatures if they didn't really exist.