132 Quotes by R.L. Stine

All those decaying zombies eating people and tearing out their guts.” She laughed. “Cool!

But I wasn’t feeling like a winner. I felt like an ugly freak.

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.

I always fixed beef for your father. But he only wanted pie.

I am sorry to say there will be no wedding today.

If you do enough planning before you start to write, there’s no way you can have writer’s block. I do a complete chapter by chapter outline.

Would you love me if you knew I suck down liver blood in the supermarket?

I guess I’m way too kind and generous, and a saint – if you can believe that!

Many adults feel that every children’s book has to teach them something.