1,033 Quotes by Rachel Caine

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.

Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest.He staggered backward, muttered, "Not again

That's it? That's your big goodbye?" Eve asked.Claire looked at Eve mystified. "I think I need guy CliffNotes.""Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffNotes.""What were you waiting for, flowery poetry?" Shane snorted. "I hugged. I'm done.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Because when your potential competition was some ancient, occasionally suave dude who dressed in velvet and still looked twenty-something, nothing could make you feel a lot better.

I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place.

Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.