251 Quotes by Rachel Hawkins

This may sound weird, but the first thing I thought as I watched that ten-feet-tall bronze lady plummet toward my face was, "Well, at least it can't kill me.

Somehow, my whole existence had become a really complicated word problem. I'd always sucked at those.

Look, we are dealing with the possibility of an army of demons. I don’t know about you guys, but those words are right up there with ‘root canal’ and ‘school on Saturdays’ in terms of things that terrify me.

I can't say what my first thought was as I sunk below the surface, because it was mostly a string of four-letter words.

We could go to Lough Bealach,” Aislinn answered. “Is that a place, or are you choking?

Archer hizo un intento de bajar, pero yo lo detuve.- Yo voy primero. Si bajo detrás de ti, seguro que te quedarás mirándome las bragas.

Cross!" I called. I just couldn't bring myself to say "Archer" out loud. I'd have felt like I was in an episode of Masterpiece Theatre: "Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!

It's like a natural law that my mother can never look anything less than obscenely beautiful. Even though she was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, heads turned in her direction.Or maybe they were staring at me as I tried to discreetly wipe sweat from between my breasts without appearing to get to second base with myself. Hard to say.

At her door, Jenna stopped. "Soph, I really am--""Jenna, if you say sorry one more time, I'm going to punch you in your tiny pink head.