251 Quotes by Rachel Hawkins

Trust me, after the Boy Issues I’ve had, I’m becoming a nun.

I’m not creepy. At least not on purpose.

I need a list of every den of iniquity in the city of Edinburgh,” I blurt out.

For the past six months, I’d gotten so good at telling myself that I could handle everything, that the worst would never happen. It seemed like I’d been wrong every time.

Please don’t joke and bleed at the same time.

You. Are. The. Worst,” I enunciate, pointing at her. “What’s so hard about your life? Oh, boo-hoo, you’re missing a fashion show. Oh no, your parents want you to have a good and interesting education. What a shame, you have two of them, and they both care about you.

Looking back, none of this would have happened if I’d brought lip gloss the night of the Homecoming Dance.

I wish we weren’t like this. You know, demon, demon-hunter. I wish I’d met you in a normal high school, and taken you on normal dates, and like, carried your books or something.

Honestly, not enough people know how to use good manners as a weapon.