20 Quotes by Rachel Vail

Pushing Carson back out of the door, I grabbed my jacket off the hook and shoved my feet into the great old clogs that my poor podiatrist father wants outlawed."Don't you want to change or something?" Mom called after me."She'll never change," Carson answered, and followed me down the steps.I settled myself into the passenger seat and buckled up as he back out of the driveway. "Your arches are falling?""Turns out I am deeply flawed," I admitted.

Kids are constantly evolving, learning, and growing. They aren’t who they were yesterday.

I have standards. Well, okay, they’re love standards, but I have them.

Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm.

I shoved him off the snowmobile. He landed on his back in the snow. “Love is a brat, you think? No, love id fine. You are the brat, you spoiled, rotten brat!

Young people are growing in plain sight, there is no place for them to hide, no cocoon. It’s hard.

I am a pacifist, danm it! And now I’m bleeding. What is wrong with you, you sick sicko?

Just for taste bites of sample bagels have – fun fact – between zero and “screw you” calories.

Oh it just gives me the heebie-jeebies.