32 Quotes by Rae Earl

Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would try to get in touch.

ME LIKE THE MAGNETMen I like, I repelLike a magnet doSo if I'm nastyThen you knowI probably fancy you."It's defence," the shrinks would say."It's protects against a fall."It's impenetrable this fence of mineIt's like the Berlin Wall.

Everyone has twenty-five chins, Lauren! If you didn't have all those, your neck would split and your head would fall off! Perhaps we should vlog about that. People who don't want to be on film because they hate the way they look, even when they are totally wrong about that.

There is never just one bitch in a fat, mad girl's life.

I am written off constantly because I am fat, skint, mad and loud.

I want to save the world but I haven’t worked out a way to save myself yet.

Just to held. Just to be needed. This stupid body, It stops everything, everything that I want.

I laugh everything off but inside I just remember it all and go over and over and over it.

THIS is why I’m single – I’m fat, I’m funny and I won’t take it up the bum.