32 Quotes by Rae Earl

I’m madly in love with a sculpted piece of testosterone wonder called Haddock.

Last night was one of the weirdest nights of my life. And remember – I have already been in a psychiatric ward.

The point is- who is mad and who isn’t?

I have a great contraceptive device with 100% success rate – it’s called being really fat.

A levels are approaching and Haddock’s backside is a national treasure.