33 Quotes by Ray Palla

Never fry bacon naked.

I guess it’s a good thing that we don’t know what we don’t know; otherwise it would probably make a lot more of us a lot more insane.

If you're not changing, evolving with the times, there's a pretty good chance that you're stagnant, dying, already dead, or just a rock in someone's shoe.

The word for the day is: legs—the phrase for the day is: Spread the word. —Major Mac Pecan

Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like mine still kicking and quivering! -Wichita talking about steak

You, sir, are as twisted as a twelve-string banjo. —Willie Nelson to Sheriff Preston Bank

Buzz Aldrin said something on the moon about a soft landing before 'stage-aware' Neil Armstrong said, “Houston, the Eagle has landed”. People still argue about what the first words were on the moon.

Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. —Malanie Masters

Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar and oatmeal feathers.