189 Quotes by Ray Romano

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.