189 Quotes by Ray Romano

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong..

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

I feel like this is a dream – and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform...

I don’t think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we’ll get it out.

Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis.

I married a saint – well, a saint who curses.