189 Quotes by Ray Romano

I love standup and I haven’t given it up.

It’s starting to feel good, although I don’t like feeling too good – that’s not where my comedy comes from.

I’m always giving myself the Alzheimer’s test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

If I’m really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

I’ll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

I don’t want to be a spokesman for family values, but that’s the way my standup is perceived.

I have the show because I’m insecure. It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it’s good to be married to someone who’s not impressed with that at all.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it’s enough just to keep yourself alive.