189 Quotes by Ray Romano

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.