20 Quotes by Red Barber

Baseball is only dull to dull minds

Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.

It's so cold today even the brass monkeys have stayed home!

People see what they want to see.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.