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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
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I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh.
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Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
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I personally believe we were put her to build and not to destroy.
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I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose - to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
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Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
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Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
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I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
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