81 Quotes by Red Skelton

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh.

Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I personally believe we were put her to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose - to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.