81 Quotes by Red Skelton

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

Imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery – it’s plagiarism.

God’s children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

I don’t hate my enemies. After all, I made ’em.

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, ‘I’ve been going for three months. ’ I said, ‘How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?’ He said, ‘All of them. ’

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose – to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars – green and wrinkled.