41 Quotes by Redd Foxx

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It’s a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

I’m convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey!

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from St. Louis.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America – that and a sense of humor that just couldn’t be enslaved.