80 Quotes by Richard Armour

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

The closeness of this community is great. It's like everybody is on the same block.