80 Quotes by Richard Armour

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That’s why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they’re worse to get on.

Scott calls Bois-Guilbert ‘an unprincipled voluptuary,’ which is hard to improve on.

I’ve suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I’ve never known, I won’t be believed and I’ll have no fun, For I’m sure to be playing alone.

G is for Green, that’s constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.