76 Quotes by Richard Ayoade

Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total.

I'm just terrible. At talking. With words.

I’m just terrible. At talking. With words.

I’m not a terribly social person, and so I have to really like people to work with them.

One man’s Michelangelo is another man’s Milli Vanilli.

I’m pretty bad at seeing new films.

No. I really don’t think I’m cool. I’m not.

When my parents weren’t watching the news, they were either waiting to watch the news or recovering from watching the news. The news confirmed their feeling that things were terrible everywhere, and there was nothing anyone could do about it apart from keep abreast of developments. I’ve avoided the news ever since.

Has any film ever been made that’s better than the worst episode of Columbo?