65 Quotes by Richard Griffiths

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.

When I see David Attenborough talking about how chimps live, big apes, I just remember my dad and the way he'd look at you. He couldn't speak, but everything else about him was, 'This is us, a family.' Relationships are just as intense as they are for people who can speak. Probably more so.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

I wouldn't inflict my naked body on any paying audience.

I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

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Some of the boys have been growing things just for this show for the last six to nine months, and it's been a complete waste of time.

The reaction today will be fairly neutral because it's very near what analysts were forecasting. In terms of share price is going to be led more by the commodity prices.