177 Quotes by Richard Kadrey

They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as tall as mountains.

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

... Good intentions and a dime won't get you a damned thing in this world...

Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one's listening to you here.

Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing andsaid, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me outwith a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?