241 Quotes by Richard Simmons

If you don’t love your mother you go straight to hell.

If I don’t take care of myself, if I don’t feel good about myself, how can I help others?

If your oxygen mask drops down, it’s time to take a breather!

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they’re laughing with me or at me.

I consider myself a court jester – motivator.

There’s a list of foods I can’t have in the house. Peanut butter, can’t have that in the house. Potato chips, can’t have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don’t even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That’s it.

When I go to bed, I ask God to give me one more day tomorrow. When I get it, I’m excited and grateful.

Sometimes it’s just ‘Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.’ I’m not going to lie to you – I deal with that temptation every single day, many times.

I never sold any of those “lose 10 pounds every week” scams. I’ve not changed my tune in all these years. I’ve seen everything pass by me, and I’ve been offered millions of dollars to put my name on products that were just lies. And I never did it.