3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

Annabeth frowned. "Percy's sword is a she?"Jack laughed. "Well, duh."Percy studied Riptide, though I could've told him from experience it was almost impossible to tell a sword's gender by looking at it."I don't know," he said. "Are you sure -?""Percy," said Alex. "Respect the gender.""Okay, fine," he said. "It's just kinda strange that I never knew.""On the other hand," Annabeth said, "you didn't know the pen could write until last year.""That's low, Wise Girl.

We only came close to dying six or seven times which I thought was pretty good. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately that something was my face.

I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said.

The only strange thing about Jackson was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm - a trident as dark as seared wood, with a single line underneath and the letters SPQR.He'd told me the letters stood for Sono Pazzi Quelli Romani - those Romans are crazy. I wasn't sure if he was kidding.

Congratulations, man. What's her name?""Estelle. It was my grandmother's name. Um, on my mom's side, obviously. Not Poseidon's.""I approve," Alex said. "Old-fashioned and elegant. Estelle Jackson.""Well, Estelle Blofis," Percy corrected. "My stepdad is Paul Blofis. Not much I can do about that surname, but my little sis is awesome. Five fingers. Five toes. Two eyes. She drools a lot.""Just like her brother," Annabeth said.Alex laughed.

Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony?

You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.