3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny.

With great power comes a great need to take a nap.

Besides, I'm dating one of Athena's daughters, and I'm pretty sure she didn't spring from a dirty handkerchief.Hmm. Actually, I've never asked her.Nah, forget it. I don't want to know.

...good things, important things, should be eternal.

Dude, this isn't coolDude just tried to eat my dudeThat's my dead dude, dude

Meg, don't you dare - MEG!Or you could just get us killedYeah, sure, that works, too

If you hate me, fineJust don't hit me in the gutOr, well, anywhere

Frozen in terrorLike a god in the headlightsWhy U speeding up?

I give you my heartI mean metaphoricallyPut away that knife