3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus.

My goal in the classroom was always to make sure they were having so much fun that they didn’t realize they were learning.

I get letters from college kids who have read Percy Jackson when they were younger who tell me, ‘I just passed my Classics exam.’ The books are accurate enough that they can serve as a gateway to Homer and Virgil.

The truth hit him. Jason wasn’t quite Roman anymore. His time at Camp Half-Blood had changed him. Reyna had recognized that. Apparently, so did the undead legionnaires. If Jason no longer gave off the right sort of vibe, or aura of a Roman leader...

Where’s the glory in repeating what others have done?

Annabeth sat up and glared at her ankle. “You HAD to break,” she scolded it. The ankle did not reply.

You missed a pedestrian,” I said. “You want to go back and hit her?

I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

I’ve found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.