3,416 Quotes by Rick Riordan

Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don’t go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom’s day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have mutant children when you grow up.

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won’t that be lovely? Have a cheese ‘n’ Wiener!

He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die!

You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. – Pan.

Go upstairs, Percy Jackson, to the attic. When you come back down, assuming you’re still sane, we will talk more.’ Four.

Our secret weapon, Khione! We’re not just a bunch of demigods. We’re a team.

The last time I’d seen the Minotaur, he’d been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don’t know why. Maybe he’d been shaken out of bed to chase me.

Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.? It was probably important to her.

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher.