512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

I was okay with singing. I always sneak a song into everything I do. Dancing, a little awkward. Little embarrassed about that. I don't move well. But I was with a frog, so it doesn't matter. I'll do anything with a frog, that's my motto. He's great with tap-dancing or flap-dancing on my head. So no one's going to be looking at me when we're doing that dance. They're going to be saying, 'There's a frog dancing'.

It's an honor to be on the same network that gave us 'The Sopranos,' ... They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.

I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped.

It's the one thing I actively don't like: just being recognized.

I've always dabbled. I've always nearly written a book, I've always tried painting, I've always tried to make something out of ideas, really. It was never a plan. I never thought, "Right. First I'll get famous, and then I'll do a book.

I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.

It was like an audience with the Pope,

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?