512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

I'm a flawed character. I'm good at that. ... I'm your man. If you want John Wayne, forget it.

My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.

If you walked around like David Bowie in 1973 in Reading, you'd get beaten up. The 1970s in a small town was more like the 1950s.. and that's the truth. The backdrop was probably Victorian.

I'm from a little place called England ... We used to run the world before you.

I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

If you had to do just one thing (as a boss) and nothing else -- it is just be fair. I think if you are fair, (staff) cannot fault you on it,

Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.

There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects.