512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

We’re All Screwed Up In One Way Or Another. It Sort Of Makes You Normal.

Good People Do Things For Other People. That’s It. The End.

If you try to please everyone you'll please no one.

Well, I think life is precious because you can’t watch it again. I mean you can believe in an after life if that makes you feel better but once you realize you’re not going to be around forever, I think that’s what makes life so magical.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.The same applies when you are stupid.

Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.