512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

The essential thing about Bob Hope was he wasn't a winner, but he had a bravado, and he was willing to say now and again he was scared.

There was a nobility in poverty when I was growing up. My mom was poor but she was planting roses and she was cleaning the steps, you know what I mean. You didn't feel sorry for yourself.

Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

I had great memories of growing up in a working class estate. I remember it being sunny all the time. So we're putting that on screen. It's not people wallowing in degradation.

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Everything you do is autobiographical. Yeah, I grew up in a town called Redding and I had older brothers and sisters so it's all my memories of growing up.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.