512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

I can't stand it. I can't stand someone being embarrassed. I don't know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven't seen it.

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I've never understood it. I can't stand to have an animal in pain.

I've got the attention span of a child.

With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.