512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

That’s what life is, it’s the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don’t need convoluted plot lines. You don’t need long-lost brothers. You don’t need it’s set on the future; it’s set on the moon.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals.

To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don’t like it.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.

People think that it’s fun to meet celebrities – but what do you mean by “celebrity”? Someone you recognise? What are they famous for? It’s people who’ve done something that are exciting.

I’ve got the attention span of a child.

If you pay attention to good critics, you have to listen to the bad. So you have to ignore them all really. You can’t just cherry pick the glowing ones.

Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.