512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission.

You want to see the people you’ve sort of come to know and love, or love to hate, you want to see them develop in some way. And I hope people get sort of caught up in that arc.

I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn’t matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: “Guys, The Office is still available on DVD.”

I don’t think humans are meant to be looked at when we’re buying pants.

I don’t believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don’t believe in 2699 Gods. They’re nearly as atheistic as me.

When someone thanks God, I don’t get offended.

Your critics want you to be as unhappy, unfulfilled and unimportant as they are. Let your happiness eat them up from inside.

Most people sitting at home aren’t cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas.

It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be “You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?” I could tell you I’ve got superpowers. But I can’t go up to people saying “Prove I can’t fly.” They’d go: “What do you mean ‘Prove you can’t fly’? Prove you can!