512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

Humanity Is A Plague. We’re A Disgusting, Narcissistic, Selfish Parasite, And The World Would Be A Better Place Without Us.

It always comes back to us - why are we here? Well, we just happened to be here, we couldn't choose it. The chance of us being born - that sperm hitting that egg - is 400 trillion to 1. We're not special, we're just lucky; and this is a holiday. We didn't exit for 14 and a half billion years. Then we got 80 or 90 years if we're lucky, and then we'll never exist again. So we should make the most of it.

It's funny, comedians tell a joke and they get in trouble; Donald Trump says a terrible thing and means it, and he gets elected. I get it, though, Trump hit a vein. He hit the peak of political correctness, and he's an antidote to all that. People are tired of being told they can't say things, so he's suddenly this poster boy for saying what's on your mind, however terrible it is.

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.

Here lies Ricky Gervais: He had a laugh then found a lump.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

You could easily spot any Religion of Peace. Its extremist members would be extremely peaceful.

Beliefs do not change facts. Facts, if one is rational, should change beliefs.