512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe.

I’ve never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

For any of you who don’t know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

You can’t censor stupidity.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It’s never too late. But do it now.

If you try to please everyone you’ll please no one.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you’ve got to want it.

It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

People have let me down in the past. I’ve loved something, and it’s become a disgrace. I’d rather start again.