512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better.

Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

They're just having a bad day. Sometimes they don't think, they get caught up. They're just trying to survive.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.'