512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

I'm quite squeamish, really. I'm philistine and unsophisticated - not because of my great discerning palate but other reasons. Some are moral grounds, some texture.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.