512 Quotes by Ricky Gervais

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

You want to see the people you've sort of come to know and love, or love to hate, you want to see them develop in some way. And I hope people get sort of caught up in that arc.

I've been nominated four times, never won. And the whole world is going, `Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's why I'm doing it. "Schindler's Bloody List," "The Pianist," Oscars coming out of their ass.

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'