39 Quotes by Rik Mayall

I was in a coma for five days - I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.

I live on the limit, Vyvyan. The limit, because I’m a rider at the gates of dawn and I take no prisoners!

I don’t have moments of weakness. I’m Rik Mayall.

Love is the answer.

I was in a coma for five days – I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.

Other people get moody in their forties and fifties – men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.

Hey, Adrian Edmondson,” I said with compassion for the little tot, “why don’t you eat my thesis and take my wallet and cigarette lighter so you can go to the pub and do some more of your drinking which you do so well although you’re definitely not an alcoholic.

If people were to find out that Comic Relief is a front for organ harvesting, drug dealing and global child prostitution, there’d be a hell of a stink. The papers would be all over us. And Cliff must never get found out.

I have always tended toward extremism: I'm Motorhead rather than REO Speedwagon.