28 Quotes by Ring Lardner

They gave each other a smile with a future in it.

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.

Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati.

He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle

Where do they get that stuff about me being a satirist? I just listen.

This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth