375 Quotes by Rita Mae Brown

Not until my middle thirties did I consider myself a novelist.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.

You're nothing in America if you don't have debt.

Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship.

I don't want to die. I think death is a greatly overrated experience.

No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.