510 Quotes by Roald Dahl

What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it's a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews. I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason.

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

... and when he put his mind to it, he could make his words coil themselves around and around the listener until they held her in some sort of a mild hypnotic spell.

I devised a stunt for getting myself sent back home. My idea was that I should all of a sudden develop an attack of acute appendicitis.

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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

I began to realise that the large chocolate companies actually did possess inventing rooms, and they took their inventing very seriously.