510 Quotes by Roald Dahl

I’m afraid men are not always quite as clever as they think they are.

Tell me immediately who those people are in that glass capsule!’ ‘Ah-ha,’ said the Chief Spy, twirling his false moustache.

A dream is not needing anything. If it is a good one, it is waiting peaceably for ever until it is released and allowed to do its job. If it is a bad one, it is always fighting to get out.

And when I protested a bit more, I remember he said, ‘My dear Lady Ponsonby, there’s nothing immoral about this. Art is only immoral when practiced by amateurs. It’s the same with medicine. You wouldn’t refuse to undress before your doctor, would you?

They is shootling guns and going up in aerioplanes to drop their bombs on each other’s heads every week. Human beans is always killing other human beans.

He resembled, to an extraordinary degree, an asparagus.

I cannot be helping it if I sometimes is saying things a little squiggly. I.

You’re cheating people who trust you.

Men were foolish and were made only so that they should die, while mountains and rivers went on for ever and did not notice the passing of time.