66 Quotes by Rob Riggle

I have a fondness for Georgetown. There's always some place in Georgetown that has a bunch of people that look like they're having fun, watching the game. Go in there, grab a pint. It's the best.

Guy's guys are of course welcome! But my audience runs the spectrum of humanity. There's something for everyone!

I remember watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up act when I was little, and just being mesmerized.

I have performed for the troops... in Iraq! They loved it! I loved it... It's all good!

For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop.

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

A lot of people think, 'Oh, you made 'SNL.' You're set. You're good.' No. All there is gigs, and you go from one gig to another. And hopefully you get a good gig, and it lasts for a while, and you get good work and people remember it, and you have good memories of it.

Honestly, I just keep my nose to the grindstone and keep working. At the end of the day, that's usually one of those things that's going to get you ahead.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.