42 Quotes by Rob Schneider

We're not getting released in Japan; I know that for a fact,

Disney would have ruined this movie and, please, say that in the articles. They would have ruined this picture because they don't know how to make, and don't want to make, funny movies for adults.

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for ""The Passion of the Christ""? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

There was no task that he wouldn't take on. When negotiations would roll around, people would make sure that Martin got elected to that committee. They wanted his experience, his intellect.

I mean, 'Ocean's Twelve' went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, 'Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?'

I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me.

In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that's not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs.

I don't make movies for critics, but he irks me.

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?'