42 Quotes by Rob Schneider

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Women always feel like they’re being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

I just think that beautiful people don’t have it as hard, you know? They just don’t know what rejection’s like. That’s why super models aren’t good actresses, because they don’t need anything. If someone is beautiful and she’s needy, she’s probably had a terrible childhood.

I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

I try not to have too much of an ego. I’ll do anything.