115 Quotes by Rob Thomas

You couldn’t think of a single thing to do for her? Not with all your supposed ingenuity, your willingness to see the rules as profoundly optional?

Each of us has a short ride on this earth and as long as we stay in our lane, and don’t affect someone else’s ride, we should be allowed to drive as we see fit.

I also drink Scotch. But I’m not picky. I’ll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.

Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we’re all deductive geniuses.

Hey, a grown man can miss his mommy without shame.

Honestly I’m glad. Cases where stupid people do stupid things are really more my forte. Like this guy.” He picked up a folder from the mess on his desk. “He updated his Facebook account from inside a house he was robbing. Classic Cliff McCormack material. I’ll leave the murderers to someone who knows what he’s doing.

Excuse me for troubling your capraesque lives with this first-ever note of moral unclarity.

Not that I like having my direst preconceptions about humanity confirmed or anything. But I was right.

We certainly strive for reality in terms of asking our audience to believe the motivations, reactions, and behavior of our characters, but do I know when Veronica has time to do her homework? Not really.