89 Quotes by Rob Thurman

People – stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Call my cell.” He whipped out a card and passed it over. “Here’s my number.” I didn’t bother to look at it. “I’m guessing 666- 6666.” “Oh, right. As if that number weren’t snatched up decades ago.

I am not sleeping with him.” I shot him a poisonous glare. “If I had a bumper sticker, it would read, ‘Demon slayer, not demon layer.’ ” “Your mouth says no, but your cleavage says yes.

What’re you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

Their work is timeless. It transcends the bubblegum pap that passes for music now. A Beatles song is a flawlessly executed kata. Anything else is simply wrestling in Jell-O,” he returned with disdain.

Leandros’s favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

The guy had guts – I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.

Everyone has something in their life, in their world, that can break them.

Snap judgments? I’d gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.