1,085 Quotes by Robert A. Heinlein

You got the impression that he never needed to sleep – just ten-thousand-mile checkups and dust him off occasionally.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit.

The lessons of history teach us – if the lessons of history teach us anything – that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can’t be enforced weakens all other laws.

Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How’s that again? I missed something.

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It’s a common failing.

Widows are far better than brides. They don’t tell, they won’t yell, they don’t swell, they rarely smell, and they’re grateful as hell.

The mind’s ability to rationalize it’s own shortcomings is unlimited; I am no exception.

The door dilated.